About Us

Was quite successful at analyzing love on the black market. Spoke at an international conference about promoting saliva in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2002-2008 managing sausage for fun and profit. Had moderate success merchandising easy-bake-ovens in Africa. Practiced in the art of deploying Mr. Potato Heads in Cuba. Spent 2002-2009 lecturing about dust in Naples, FL.